Congratulations, You’re Excellency!

“Your successful prosecution of the war has won over the majority to selflessly endure continued suffering as a consequence such as rising unemployment and inflation. They are rightly convinced of your impeccable honour and integrity in executing the war without a stain of corruption or ethnic prejudice.”
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From An Ardent Admirer


(April 23, Colombo, Sri Lanka Guardian) Congratulations Brave Heart! On the war front you are doing a great job at slaughtering the enemy. Your kill rate will leave George Bush green with envy.

Leave no stone unturned in achieving your objectives because ‘the end justifies the means.’ Sacrificing young blood by the thousands — both Sinhala and Tamil — is only a small price to pay for the attainment of peace. It is only through such a righteous war, as shown by you, can we hope for eternal peace and not damnation.

I know for certain, the next generation of youth will be forever grateful to you and your kinsmen for your well thought of strategy. Yes, loss of lives, limbs and sanity are comparatively small sacrifices we have to make in safeguarding the unitary status of our country.

Your successful prosecution of the war has won over the majority to selflessly endure continued suffering as a consequence such as rising unemployment and inflation. They are rightly convinced of your impeccable honour and integrity in executing the war without a stain of corruption or ethnic prejudice.

Destroy the opposition and all those who oppose you for they are foolish peace mongers who lack your foresight and vision in seeing peace and prosperity achieved through your most effective strategy of counter terror.

Use every resource at hand, including ministers with muscle, to keep everyone under your control, particularly the media, who are getting too big for their boots. Continue to appoint military men with bigger boots, to kick better, to positions of authority — as at Rupavahini — in all key public sector institutions so as to prevent any form of subversion.

The LTTE are men without a cause, sprouted out of the wild, with no links to their polity. Tamils will be eternally grateful to you for liberating them over their blood soaked bodies. They and their sympathisers should be summarily executed and annihilated by the forces led by your brave kinsmen.

Despite condemnation by the international community and the UN, you have acted in accordance with your conscience in upholding the human rights of the majority. How can you possibly agree to human rights of the silent Tamil minority who are really covert supporters of the LTTE? They deserve the very same savagery that is perpetrated by their so called liberators. That is how you can tame them to win their hearts and minds.

We must make every effort to safeguard the honour and integrity of the armed forces and protect them from being charged with war crimes by foreign interlopers. It seems like the entire world has been fooled by the LTTE’s cry for self-rule except for a few like-minded friends who have promised to stand by us.

Pillayan, your proxy so democratic and decent, will definitely do you proud by governing with authority, first through the ballot and then with the bullet, as necessary, your great eastern empire. We noted how his first attempt at settling a dispute between Muslims and Tamils was successfully achieved by exercising his undisputed authority by shooting into the air and intimidating both parties. That’s the style they deserve.

How dare the IMF now accuse you of economic mismanagement when international events beyond your control have resulted in soaring inflation. They too have appeared to join the international bandwagon of conspirators who are out to bring disrepute to you and your government. I urge you to take this issue up at the International Court of Justice with legal luminaries such as S. L. Gunasekara and Gomin Dayasiri to fight your case.

Believe me, you have a very strong case considering that you were solely responsible for appointing the best brains in the country to govern the Central Bank and ensuring moreover that not even a Constitutional Council interfered with your appointment.

International ‘human rights investigators’ and those so called ‘eminent persons’ you originally appointed fully deserve your right royal condemnation. I fully agree that they should have stuck to their Terms Of Reference and just kept on observing your ethical and just methods of interrogation and inquiry without interfering.

Are they blind not to see the integrity, transparency and accountability of your government and armed forces? How dare they, from Bhagwati to Arbour and Radhika to Rama Mani not forgetting Evans who had the nerve to come over here and talk of R2P, my foot! — when all along, that’s exactly what you’ve been doing; protecting your herd, at risk of your life from those marauding Tigers.

All hail ye! Conqueror and saviour, you have steadfastly shown us so that alleviating poverty, hunger, disease or even protecting the environment are of no use until and unless we destroy those dastardly Tigers.

Be strong and destroy! Decimate! Annihilate! That must be our guiding motto as all else is just illusion. Never allow weak minded thoughts of compassion, compromise and reconciliation to interfere for they will be your downfall.
- Sri Lanka Guardian

Unknown said...

This fool's sarcasm should be directed at Prabakan also. Clearly an "Ardant" LTTE supporter. Where was your voice in the aftermath of all those bus attacks and train attacks targeting dozens of innocents you self rightous bigot!

Anonymous said...

My God, Sir, this is a wonderful 'reverse' tactic. Nice, Man! zBut, you know, I really must say the same to Mr Prabhakaran. Decimate... Annhilate...everyone, including all these idiotic and so-called ‘democratic’ Tamil leaders (I mean, they simply do not have any brains)... and my sincere gratitude to you for being the Supreme Leader for all Tamils, not only here in Sri Lanka, but all over the world. You know Sir, I absolutely marvel your ability to put the ‘fight’ in young Tamil kids. I mean, Sir, how do you do it? Can you please tell? Or, is it a ‘secret’? These kids ...I mean how do you induce so much ‘guts’ in them- they are just 14 or 15 –but you even get them to your forward defense lines. . I really must admire you and your army for making them fight the way they do. Of course, it is their stupidity that they become cannon fodder ..you know, these kids really need to think properly. And about ‘thinking’ - I absolutely understand that it is essential that your children must be educated.. abroad, of course!. You know.. you have to have someone who you can trust to take this wonderful 'state' you have built with such determination! Not to worry, Sir, the entire future Tamil population that will lead your Eelam state will have the best of mental health..You know, you have the uncanny ability of educating them to become suicide bombers and incredibly fierce fighters...I'm sure you'll make them grrrrrrrrreat leaders, too. By the way, Mr P, it also would be a great idea to get rid of those kids in Kilinochchi that are forming these cult that may hurt your invaluable cause that is for not only the Tamils of Sri Lanka, but for thoses in the entire world. Sir, You REALLY must be the GREATEST leader since Mahatma Ghandi and Winston Churchill. Congratulations, your Highness!

Hey, I really want to be upfront. But, I am too dumb to figure out how to post this reply with an open ID. Hey, it is OK, you know. These things happen. But, Sir, please keep these wonderful posts going on. We REALLY need them.

Anonymous said...

And don't forget to get your hard currency commisions to gether and run for the first world when our beloved country turns to another Zimbabwe or Ethiopia.

Anonymous said...

You are genius man. What a clever person. Mahinda why didn’t you take some advise from this simple man. Presidency and Governing is very easy case man. Why did you make everything so complicated? Ask forces to lay down the arms. Beg forgiveness from the VP. Give him what he wants. Forget about his crime man. Justice no needs to give everyone.

Build a boundary wall. Then all Tamils can go to their home land. VP can be its president. He will serve his people every good possible ways. We can buy all Colombo based Tamil business and properties. Then Sri Lanka is only for Sinhalese, Muslims and minor communities.

Then if Muslims ask for a separate country for them also, we can build another boundary wall too.

We can issue tourist visa to visitors which coming from new countries if you like.